WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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