You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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