Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
time to smoke my breakfast
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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