check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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