i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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