Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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