Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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