Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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