Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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