i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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