that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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