Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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