We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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