reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
