I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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