exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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