Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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