My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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