I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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