I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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