Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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