Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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