? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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