Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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