I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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