i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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