Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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