Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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