I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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