That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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