I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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