Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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