This dress was meant to end up on your floor
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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