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Wat do u mean how?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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