My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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