My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
