i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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