it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I love you. Go after that dick
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize