For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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