butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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