so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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