Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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