Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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