The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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