why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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