i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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