oh god the rape fog is back!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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