I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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