She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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