so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's blow job season.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
