He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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