let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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