tequila makes me forget i have legs
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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