I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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