new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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