I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's official drugs can't kill me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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