Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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